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Chi cheñol, yo choy de rancho… Choy de botas y a caballo🎶
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Los barcos no se hunden por el agua que los rodea, se hunden por el agua que les entra.
Así que no dejes que personas tóxicas o lo que sucede a tu alrededor se meta dentro de ti y te hunda.
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Madara Uchiha
- Aight you hoes make room for the top Uchiha Daddy
- It’s only one man that could take that position and that’s Great Daddy Indra
- Understand that I’m being completely honest when I say I’m a thirsty hoe for all the Uchiha men
- I’m definitely one when it comes to Madara “I’ll fade yo whole generation, don’t play with me.” Uchiha
- Y’all know I can’t talk about Madara and not bring up this iconic fucking fight
- Bitch I just wanna know what did they tell the different villages to get them to show up
- Cause I swear on my grandma’s best wig I wouldn’t have showed up
- What the fuck did they expect to happen
- Like they really sent a bunch of no name ass niggas to fight the definition of an ass beating
- They would’ve had to kill me for treason cause bitch I wouldn’t be able to do it
- I would slap my momma dead in ha fucking mouth before I even think of raising a finger to fight his ass
- Did they think they were going to win
- Bitch Naruto’s ass ain’t that damn good at speeches
- Y’all thought I was done with this fight huh
- I can say this though, these niggas had hella heart
- Because after the first couple of niggas got dropped I would’ve been gone
- Like this nigga was flying through the air cutting niggas up
- Bitch everybody was catching the fade
- I wish I would’ve known when they was scheduling the fight so I could’ve sent my aint shit ex to get his cap peeled back
- I just wanna know who deceived these poor souls
- Bitch they didn’t know better
- This fight will go down in history as the definition of “Everybody and they momma can catch these hands.”
- This fight is an example of wanting all the smoke and it’s on sight when I see y’all niggas
- Look at the fucking disrespect
- I don’t care what anybody says my nigga Madara gave no fucks this entire fight
- Ninjas must got some good ass benefits or something
- Cause why would you send your husband or wife to go fight him
- They wanted that damn insurance money
- Y’all niggas can’t fool me I’m calling the damn IRS you sneaky bitches
- But all jokes aside my nigga was cheated out of being the last villain of Naruto
- Like I thought the show was over after his ass died, but outta nowhere here comes Kaguya’s blind ass making shit worse
- I know ha ass ain’t blind but she looks blind to me, so the bitch is blind
- You can’t tell me these two niggas didn’t feel some type of way about each other
- Did y’all see how fucking sad Madara was when Harashima told his ass he’ll fight him later
- That niggas whole face dropped to a frown
- Like this nigga didn’t even want to fight a clone
- He said fuck all that I wanna fight the real one
- He really just took a seat and waited until that nigga was done fighting
- Like he really waited patiently to give Harashima’s ass the hands
- Am I the only one that would still let him hit even though he’s dead
- I mean he doesn’t look rotten
- And if he can still fade niggas left and right he can still lay the pipe down
- I’m just wondering why none of the Uchiha women weren’t trying to jump on the dick
- I would happily be his fucking housewife
- But knowing me I would most likely be in some bullshit clan that’s not important
- And we all know that the Uchihas weren’t fucking with anybody that wasn’t in the clan
- So I guess I’ll just have to be his little side piece
- I mean in my defense he is brought back all the way so at least I could ride an actual flesh dick🤷🏾♀️
- You gotta think about the positives
- I feel like I’m pointing out nothing but fighting, but in my defense all his fight scenes were phenomenal
- I mean this nigga blocked his attack with a fucking fan
- How would you feel if somebody blocked your punch with a damn fan
- I know I’ll be ready to shoot after that
- Cause apparently they ain’t no regular person and my hands ain’t gone cut it
- I just wanna address this friendship again
- After all that shit he put everybody through Hashirama was still willing to talk to him
- He was able to admit that his way of getting peace was wrong
- I mean it took him fucking forever but my nigga realized that he was wrong
- I mean hell most villains never admit that shit
- Hashirama even said that they were still cool after all that shit and Madara agreed before he died
- I mean these niggas were from two separate clans that did nothing but fight and they were able to not only stop it but start up a whole village together
- If the friendship isn’t like this I don’t want it
- Just keep the fighting and killing each other out of it
- Oh bitch the betrayal
- I was feeling some type of way when he told Obito that he had something to do with Rin’s death
- I was ready to throw hands with him after that
- Like bitch he really loved Rin
- I mean he did all this shit because of her death and come to find out it was all Madara’s plan
- At least Obito was able to change before he died
- In conclusion my nigga had the right idea he just went about it all wrong
- I mean he wanted peace for the leaf village
- My nigga just should have just thought his plan over before going through with it
- But like I said at the end of the day he was able to realize that he was wrong
- It’s also easy to forgive him when he’s sexy asf
- I mean just look at his face, I can’t be mad at him
And that’s that folks
Yes I know I’ve been missing for a couple of days and I’m sorry for that
I had to move from one state to another and I’ve been pretty tired
But I mean other than that I’ve been good so expect some more posts soon
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― The Choice (2016)
Monica: Come bother me, baby. Bother me for the rest of my life.(via anamorphosis-and-isolate)
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